Might As Well Jump: Gravity and Bikes and Cliffs.
Check that guy out. Is he crazy? If he’s crazy, then he’s only going to be crazy for a few more seconds, because he’s about to splatter his brains all over the riverbed rocks. Ha-ha. But no, he’s not crazy! He’s a base-jumper, and he has a parachute. You can read about his crazy adventures right here on this cool bike blog that isn’t related to my bike blog. As much as it’s neat that he jumped of a cliff on a bike to base jump, I kind of resent that the bike is going to get destroyed, just in the name of fun. The bike doesn’t get a parachute, does it? No, I didn’t think so. It’s kind of like dog fights, where the dogs kill each other. Is that cool? No, it is not. I don’t like busted up bicycles and I don’t like dead animals. But anyway, the thing to look for in the picture above, is the gravity. No, you can’t see the gravity, but it’s there, believe me. If it wasn’t there, the guy wouldn’t need a parachute. And I wouldn’t be writing about gravity! Ha-ha. Okay, Gravity is pretty serious when you race off the edge of a cliff, but it’s pretty cool when you’re on the website Stacks and Stacks!
The space-saving Gravity Bike Rack holds 2 bicycles and helmets securely and needs no installation! Just choose a location and place the bike-rack against any wall. That’s all! No drilling into walls, and no mounting hardware. Pretty darn cool, dudes and dudettes! For added convenience, this unique bike storage stand has two hooks to hang riding helmets. Rubber pads on the back of the rack protect your wall. Perfect for apartments, condos, garages, homes and anywhere space is limited or permanent markings are prohibited. So think about that, the next time you can’t stand the situation you’re in, and want to jump off a cliff. Gravity is real, and it is dangerous, and it can kill you dead. But in the meantime, you can order this awesome Gravity Bike Rack from Stacks And Stacks.
