New Bike Rack Alternative is USELESS, Dangerous, and Lethal.
As a huge fan of Bike Racks, I’m always suspicious of new ways to keep your bike safe! And that’s not just BECAUSE I like Bike Racks so much, but because these new systems of security are SO BAD. Really, really bad. Take this new EXCELOBIKE SAFE-T-LOCK SECURITY BOLT. It’s kind of like The Club, in that you just install it on you bike, and when you leave your bike, no one will be able to touch you bike and drive away. Because they would be electrocuted. But, see, even though I think that’s a worthy punishment for bike thieves, who deserve nothing short of painful death, look at what happened to a guy who had the EXCELOBIKE SAFE-T-LOCK SECURITY BOLT installed on his bike. He was just riding around in a parking lot. He wasn’t even parked and leaving his bike behind! Check it out:
That’s tragic! Crazy tragic! Oh well. Just use a Bike Rack, friends! Really. i don’t want what happened to that guy to happen to any of you! (Unless you’re a bike thief!) Boy, that is CRAZY! The guy just BLEW UP! Man. Hey, you know what else is BLOWING UP? The values at Stacks and Stacks. Check out this crazy Free Standing Bike Rack I found! It’s terrific!
It’s a strong, black powder coated, steel framed free standing bike rack, and it really gives you a storage option for your bikes that doesn’t take up a whole lot of space. Or blow you up! Since this unit is free standing it gives you the option of placing it anywhere. Which is why they call it free standing. AND this bike rack looks stylish AND is able to handle up to 200 lbs worth of bikes AND is awesome! No wall required! Use it inside or outside, this rack can handle any bike holding job! I want you to think about that. And think about not exploding, too! Good luck!
