BIKE RACKS BLOG

Well friends, this week marks the dawning of a new age here at Bike Racks Blog Dot Com! As you know, my three children all passed away over last four years: one from the horrors of Misomniadonoma, one was lost to the ravages of Hurricane Jean, and one was presumable eaten by dogs. That’s a full measure of tragedy, friends. It’s not easy to get over that kind of tragedy. But I have, in part thanks to hiding bikes and enjoying the outdoors. And this blog, of course — and all of you! But friends, because I spend so much time out on my bike, or on my laptop blogging, sometimes I miss out on things at home. I don’t notice them, and then, when I do, no bike riding in the world is going to make me feel better. Specifically, the fact that my wife has been sleeping with Al, the guy from the meat counter at the supermarket. Al. Al and my wife. Well friends, when life gives you lemons, you have to do something about it, if you don’t like lemons. My solution was to use the spare gas tank, ride my bike down to the gas station, fill up the tank, then I came back, and I burned the house down. Al and my wife fled the house, as did I, riding away on my bike with nothing but this wi-fi laptop, my helmet, and the dream to keep riding around across the nation, looking for exciting bike racks, and then blogging about them. I never intend to return home. Ever. So if you like bike racks, you’re in for a real treat! I’m going to find as many as I can out there, and share the scoops with you all! Ha-ha. It’s gonna be a blast. I’m not sure what I’m going to do for money or a job, but you can bet I’m going to keep blogging about whatever happens to me! Alright! Well, at this very moment I’m in a Dunkin Donuts that’s open 24 hours. I haven’t slept or bathed, and I don’t know where I’m going to do that, but the coffee here is good, and soon they’re going to pull the first batch of donuts out of the oven, and I’m going to eat some donuts.

HEY! While I’m waiting to eat my donuts, I noticed this really cool Free Standing 4-Bike Rack from the website Stacks and Stacks! look at that, pretty neat, eh? It look just like the one I lost in the fire. Oh well. This one isn’t melted, in fact it features a durable powder coated steel frame also has an epoxy coating for maximum protection against the rough garage environment! The bicycle rack is easy to assemble, with no tools required, so it’s perfect for the average user! So if you need a high quality, built-to-last bicycle storage rack that can accommodate many styles of bikes?, this could be it!! It’s the perfect garage bike rack for families and people who collect multiple bikes (of different kinds). Best of all, this sturdy bike rack can store 4 bicycles at once, with easy adjustments to fit varying styles! So if you’re looking for a really great bike rack, I would say head over and buy that one! Okay, I’m done with my donuts and off on my great adventure!! Good luck!

I’m like you. I think the NAFTA freeway is a bummer. Because all these things are weird about it. First, it goes all the way through the county, without stopping, from Mexico to Canada, so now illegal people will be able to just drive into our country, and terrorists too, they can just drive in. Scary. And second, it will divide the country in half, and we will no longer be able to travel from the West USA to the East USA, or send mail, or call on the phone. Once the NAFTA freeway is built, you better like the side you live on. And third, it’s not going to be built from normal asphalt — they’re going to use mountains from national parks, and break them down, and use them. Starting with Mount Rushmore. Man, the world sure is changing fast. I just hope that when the make the freeway, they add a bike path, a bike lane, to it. So the foreign people have the option of being fit and healthy and going for a nice bike ride. Because oh yeah, did I mention? No Americans will be able to go on the NAFTA Freeway. Only non-Americans. Kind of a Bummer. Oh, well. Times change. But value never changes. You know what else I found out about (besides that Obama isn’t really an American)? This awesome Free Standing Bike Rack from Stacks and Stacks.

It’s probably the opposite of the NAFTA freeway. It’s cool, and it’s strong, and it’s black powder coated, and it could easily be called a steel framed free standing bike rack, one that gives you a storage option for your bikes that does not take up a huge footprint in your garage. Because footprints leave a trail. And that’s not cool, or organized, or anything you want in a bike rack. Since this unit is free standing it gives you the option of placing the rack anywhere! Anywhere! You decide, not like the NAFTA freeway, because we didn’t get to decide on that. They just started building it without telling us. But it’s okay, because this bike rack looks stylish and is able to handle up to 200 lbs worth of bikes. No wall required! Use it inside or outside, this rack can handle any bike holding job! So there you go. It’s a crazy world, but at least we can always count on Bike Racks to keep our bikes safe and secure, you know? Because it’s not like Chuck Norris is running for President or anything.

Oh wait, Chuck Norris IS running for President. Of Texas. Wow. Well, good luck!

As a huge fan of Bike Racks, I’m always suspicious of new ways to keep your bike safe! And that’s not just BECAUSE I like Bike Racks so much, but because these new systems of security are SO BAD. Really, really bad. Take this new EXCELOBIKE SAFE-T-LOCK SECURITY BOLT. It’s kind of like The Club, in that you just install it on you bike, and when you leave your bike, no one will be able to touch you bike and drive away. Because they would be electrocuted. But, see, even though I think that’s a worthy punishment for bike thieves, who deserve nothing short of painful death, look at what happened to a guy who had the EXCELOBIKE SAFE-T-LOCK SECURITY BOLT installed on his bike. He was just riding around in a parking lot. He wasn’t even parked and leaving his bike behind! Check it out:

That’s tragic! Crazy tragic! Oh well. Just use a Bike Rack, friends! Really. i don’t want what happened to that guy to happen to any of you! (Unless you’re a bike thief!) Boy, that is CRAZY! The guy just BLEW UP! Man. Hey, you know what else is BLOWING UP? The values at Stacks and Stacks. Check out this crazy Free Standing Bike Rack I found! It’s terrific!

It’s a strong, black powder coated, steel framed free standing bike rack, and it really gives you a storage option for your bikes that doesn’t take up a whole lot of space. Or blow you up! Since this unit is free standing it gives you the option of placing it anywhere. Which is why they call it free standing. AND this bike rack looks stylish AND is able to handle up to 200 lbs worth of bikes AND is awesome! No wall required! Use it inside or outside, this rack can handle any bike holding job! I want you to think about that. And think about not exploding, too! Good luck!