Bike Rack Tour Day 2! We made it to St. Louis!
Okay friends, I’m still out here! I managed to catch some sleep under a big rig parked outside the Dunkin Donuts. No one can steal my bike because I have the best kind of chain and cable and lock you can ever buy, even better than this one. So I woke up and got on my bike and I rode all the way to St. Louis! All right! So now I’m downtown, and I’m having some water and I’m laptop blogging from a McDonald’s at 4004 Lindell Blvd!!
I checked my e-mail, and I see that alot of you are really excited by my trip and new life! So am I! Ha-ha! Some of you also asked about my burned-down house, and my wife and her lover Al, and what is happening with that. Well, I got an email form the sheriff of the town I lived in, and the email said I was wanted for burning the house down, and my wife wants a divorce. Which I laughed at A-LOT because she’s the one who cheated on me! ON ME!! Also, I had a storage space in town, where I stored all of my spare bikes. I guess she’s selling them all. Oh well. I only need the one I have, friends! I’m never going back, even though the sheriff said they are going to hunt me. Hunt me like a rabid dog on the loose. They’re not going to catch me though, friends, because whenever I post a blog, I get the heck out of there fast! So no one will ever know where I’m going next! Ha-ha! But if I were you, I would go over to the site Stacks and Stacks as soon as possible, and get yourself a great bike rack like this Bicycle Stand - 2 Bike Storage System. That’s what I would do!
I write about space-saving storage for your bikes all the time — now you can store two bicycles year-round in HALF the space! Imagine that! I would do it, if I still had a house! Anyway, this efficient bike stand allows you to park two mountain bikes side by side, using only 50% of the space the bikes would normally take by resting on their kickstands. Awesome! It leaves more walking area for you, and more space for cars or storage. The upright design of this handy bike rack keeps bicycles accessible, ensuring a close fit without your bikes’ handlebars or seats getting in each other’s way. Super cool! And sturdy construction features an electro-coated metal tube base with solid steel axle supports and a footpad for easy loading and removal. Wow. It has pretty much everything you could ever want in a bike rack, and that’s alot! I mean, there are some greta bike racks out there, but I like this one in particular because it features That’s pretty terrific, isn’t it? you bet it is!! Okay, friends, I have to go. They just told me if I don’t buy something, I have to leave the McDonald’s on Lindell Blvd . Okay then! Good luck!
